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Lara. Fandom. Music. Tagged-nsfw porn. Self-harm/depression. In that order. With tags. And trigger warnings. Also random shit I like or find amusing. The porn is gay. Enjoy your stay. Try not to get burnt.
Jul 23 '14

The Blind Side is on tv and i’ve had to resort to hiding the remote because mum doesn’t want to watch it again

too bad for her

Jul 23 '14

waffle-os:

stitched-to-a-smile:

animechibileak123:

You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.

This is actually such a good tactic for people with serious anxiety problems. Thank you. Really. Omg.

Also immunity cat protects your blog from “if you don’t reblog I’m judging you” posts

Jul 20 '14

i just did 40 minutes night driving (for the first time) and no one died and nothing was hit and my dad and i didn’t spend the whole time screaming at each other what’s going on i feel like i fell through into an alternate universe where driving isn’t stressful and families get along

Jul 20 '14

confuzes:

Am I the only one that has a friend they secretly just wanna fuck the hell out of?

Jul 19 '14

bisexually-frustated-angel:

ben-c:

since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon

here u go, bud

fuckin egg

Jul 19 '14

I was very careful how I built the movie. One of the other things I decided was that I wanted a female lead who has the equal force as the male leads. She’s not going to be a sex kitten, she’s not going to come out in cutoff shorts and a tank top, and it’s going to be a real earnestly drawn character. Guillermo del Toro

(Source: terehsa)

Jul 19 '14
"Well, you see, Aborigines don’t own the land.They belong to it. It’s like their mother. See those rocks? Been standing there for 600 million years. Still be there when you and I are gone. So arguing over who owns them is like two fleas arguing over who owns the dog they live on."
Michael J. “Crocodile” Dundee (via i-want-to-be-eternal)
Jul 19 '14

filmsbooksandme:

"Crocodile" Dundee (1986). Directed by Peter Faiman.

Jul 19 '14
dodge-monaco:

Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski in Crocodile Dundee (1986)

dodge-monaco:

Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski in Crocodile Dundee (1986)

Jul 19 '14
"Never Never Safaris—Never go out with us. If you do, you’ll never come back."
Michael J. “Crocodile” Dundee (via itschristinechapel)